Since We Won First, Jess SQUARED PROPS!!

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts!

I love you like Tom loves Jerry
On my sundae you are not my cherry
I love you like a 40 year old man with a beer belly!

Your prescence is like stubble on my legs
You're even worse than a tapped keg
You're like bubbalicious on my shoe
Which is almost as bad as dog poo!

Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
You're so obnoxious I should sue!